Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Mildly Inappropriate Convent Humor

A totally uninvented and unembellished conversation over dinner:

Unnamed Sister #1: Unnamed Sister #2 fell in the cafeteria today!
Unnamed Sister #2: It wasn't bad. I'm not hurt. Well, a little sore.
Unnamed Sister #3: How did you fall? Back, front?
Unnamed Sister #2: I don't remember, I was too busy trying to get back up. There were kids around.
Unnamed Sister #3: Did they see your interior life??

I died.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Andie, start writing your book NOW. Your inside view of a convent. SO much material!