After school, Sr Josie sells snacks outside the cafeteria. I have escorted some students there and am eying a hot dog.
Me: Do I want a hot dog?
5th grade girl who could be Melissa's crazy-twin: I don't know.
Me: Do I look like I want a hot dog?
5ggwcbMct: No. (With look of disgust at my waist line) But you look like you could use one.
...Which is extra ridiculous because she's almost as tiny as Melissa, too.