When it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up.-Hillary Clinton
Don't knock the woman. She dodged sniper bullets with her little child, who was jogging around the WTC on 9/11. She was named after Sir Edmund Hillary (never mind he didn't climb Mt Everest until five years after her birth). She learned how to make a killing in the futures market on the Wall Street Journal (even though the WSJ didn't cover that market back then). She negotiated for the release of refugees in Macedonia with such skill, they were released the day before she got there. She thought Bill was innocent when the Monica scandal broke. And she was always a Yankees fan.
I suppose this doesn't bode well for our dear Barack Hussein Obama: because, now thay Hillary's got dibbs on Balboa, He's totally Mr. T. Though, ultimately, Mike Huckabee has to win because he was the only candidate endorsed by Chuck Norris.
Yo, ADRIAN!!!!!!Where's the Eye of the Tiger montage now?
When Cuck Norris takes a shower, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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