Saturday, September 20, 2008

Bloodless Value

So I'm an English teacher, right, and that means I get the joy of being in charge of book orders. What I didn't know until now is that the book order package has deals for teachers -- class sets and such.

This month's book order offers the "Classic Goosebumps set", twenty-some of the "best of Goosebumps".

False! The set doesn't include Night of the Living Dummy, Phantom of the Auditorium, or Monster Blood. What?! You can't have ANY Goosebumps set that doesn't include Monster Blood!

That's it. I'm writing a letter to Scholastic.

Image taken from Reader Beware: The Goosebumps Blog

1 comment:

The Outsider said...

You would know!