Question #19

Graded my Juniors' Great Gatsby tests all day. I put one funny question on all my tests because it makes grading 63 of them bearable. Question 19 was:

Miss C. is remarkably intelligent.
True
False

with the option to correct false statements (a lot of my kids wrote in even though they answered "true"). The standouts:

• Not only is she intelligent, she’s stunningly beautiful.
• If she gives me an A. Psyche! Just kidding. What a fatuous comment.
• (No response) I would have t get to know you better to make a conclusion.
• What kind of question is this? Honestly. It has nothing to do with the Great Gatsby. Was this just a moment of random boredness? Well I said you were smart. Happy now.
• And a super-nerd which is awesome. ROFL copter goes woosh x3 (the rolling on the floor laughing copter is an instant messanger thing I never understood)
• (Emphatic circling of false) Just kidding! True.
• Miss C. is amazingly fan-friggen-tastically intelligent. She makes Albert Einstein tremble in his grave
• SHE’S AWESOME
• She’s a stright up gnarcore teacher. She is hXc intelligent and that’s my word.
• She does dumb things and isn’t the most intelligent (student's score: 64%)
• She thinks global warming is real. What a nut case. (I never said that.)
• She is taking a job that doesn’t pay. But she is remarkably awesome.
• Miss C. is not only remarkably intelligent, she is also wise, talented, reserved, and master of sculpting young scholars’ minds. A.K.A. Beast of the Teach
• I am afraid to say false because you might mark me wrong.

What do you say to that?